I am having very embarrassing explosive diarrhea?

I think it's because of the new Taco Bell $2 deal. Today, I had 6 combo meals and felt queezy afterwards. Later, I went to the movies and while I was makingout with my girlfriend, I had explosive diarrhea go everywhere on the seat, the floor and my girlfriend. Also, when I was trying to sleep, I had explosive diarrhea again and it ruined my bed.